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"Every Day when I wake I thank the Lord I'm Welsh" 
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Devious Journal Entry
Happy Thanksgiving .. Turkey 🦃 to my American friends 👫 enjoy your day
In Court ....
These are from a book called "Disorder in the Courts" and are things people actually said ...in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I
Joke
To help save the economy, the Government will announce next
month that the Immigration Department will start deporting senior citizens (instead of illegals) in order to lower pensions and healthcare costs (flu jabs, walkers, wheelchairs, free prescriptions, bus passes, etc.)
The Government has established that older people are easier to
catch and, in most cases, do not remember how to get back home.
I started to cry when I thought of you - that maybe I'll never see
you again.
Then it dawned on me,
I'll see you on the bus!
Dance
A couple were invited to a swanky New Year’s Eve costume party.
Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He protested, but she said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early enough, decided to go to the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was n
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I know the feeling Clive. I hate it when I see something like 27 submissions from one person that's all about a day out somewhere!!!