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Journal Entry: Fri Jul 4, 2008, 4:49 PM

"Every morning when I wake I thank the Lord I'm Welsh"

Oh and I don't do Tags OK ?

I Love my

Cameras.

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What do you get with a corduroy condom?
A groovy kind of love.

Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Some Condom Advise

1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her

OK you Guys -Have fun - With No Surprise !

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`davincipoppalag

Jul 4, 2008, 5:01:20 PM

Heheheheeh

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=mindwarp2

Jul 4, 2008, 5:24:30 PM

your getting as bad as Nigel now ( haa haa)

=Silver-Dew-Drop

Jul 4, 2008, 5:27:14 PM

God

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

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=taramara

Jul 4, 2008, 6:06:24 PM

I think you enjoyed

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It's Nice to be Important but it's more Important to be Nice

=taramara

Jul 4, 2008, 6:07:02 PM

Jeeeeeez no please no .................. :ha Ha

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It's Nice to be Important but it's more Important to be Nice

=mindwarp2

Jul 4, 2008, 6:12:09 PM

i was pulling your leg Clive ( haa haa) you have an unique way of telling jokes

=taramara

Jul 4, 2008, 6:19:06 PM

Mmmm so that's why I have one leg longer than the other ............... blast !

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=mindwarp2

Jul 4, 2008, 6:26:40 PM

why were you born with one leg longer than the other ( haa haa)
may be thats why you thank the lord each day for one being welsh ( hee hee) and secondly to check that you are still all there ( hee hee)

i have just found out i am short sighted in one eye and a bit wonky in the other one
so its glasses for me with anti-glare lenses

~AnjoDoDesespero

Jul 4, 2008, 6:38:44 PM

Those condom jokes never get old

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`photonig: Havin an oirish.....cheers, mate!
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`photonig: Have a good Easter, me owd mucker!
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