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Journal Entry: Sun May 24, 2015, 4:40 AM
:bulletred:"Every Day when I wake I thank the Lord I'm Welsh" :nod:



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Poor blokes!

             

Men Jokes ......................

       

A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT BLONDE FEMALES FLOAT AROUND THE INTERNET BUT SOME MAY BE SURPRISED THAT THERE IS A WHOLE GROUP OF JOKES ABOUT MEN THAT MANY DO NOT SEE.

ENJOY THIS OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN.

           


One day my housework-challengedHusband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' Brisbane Broncos !'

And they say blondes are dumb...

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'

The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.......

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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..'Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'

'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumour

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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practising to be men.

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy. .

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

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While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world.........

 ......then He made the earth round, and laughed and laughed and laughed.



Tamara Rugby Stamp by Lauraest


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This Guy is looking for a Food Store
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I love SBT by TeparaI love Kiwis by Tepara
Red Wine Stamp by MissLittlewood :thumb42082888:
I Support Photonig by Silver-Dew-Dropdavincipoppalag stamp 99X56 by David-A-Wagner
Stamp for Lynne66124 by StampsbyJen




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Many a thought I've been thinking
And one has just entered my head
If a man can't drink when he's living
Then how can he drink when he's dead.

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:icondavincipoppalag:
davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for collecting!
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:icondavincipoppalag:
davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for collecting Clive!
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:iconk-i-mm-i-e:
k-i-mm-i-e Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for watching Sir. Purplelove by k-i-mm-i-e  
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cricketumpire Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
I should have saved the robin image for submission next December Robin  but as I haven't, thanks so much for faving "Burgeoning spring..." now Clive!
(Your "On guard" still beats it though!)
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:icontaramara:
taramara Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015
Aww thanks for your compliment
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:iconcricketumpire:
cricketumpire Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
   :thumbsup:
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015
:wave: Thanks Clive for :+fav:ing 'Down In The Dark Garden'. Have a good weekend :)
Down In The Dark Garden by Deb-e-ann
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:icondavincipoppalag:
davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for collecting Clive
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:icondavincipoppalag:
davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I hope this is ok with you my friend.. Thanks 
Christopher Robin by davincipoppalag
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taramara Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015
Omg omg omg Dave this is amazing thank you thank you !
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:icondavincipoppalag:
davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL.. glad you like!!!
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:icondavincipoppalag:
davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for collecting!
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LethalKitten Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015
Thanks for the fav~
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:iconanimalphotographer:
AnimalPhotographer Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you so much for the favourite! Love 
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SkyfireDragon Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015   Artisan Crafter
Thank you for the Watch, Clive! :) (Smile) 
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Part-Time-Cowboy Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015
Thank You for the Fave!!
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vanwaglajam Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you for the :+fav:
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:iconsexypage:
sexypage Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015
thanks
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:iconskyfiredragon:
SkyfireDragon Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015   Artisan Crafter
Thank you for the Faves, Clive! :) (Smile)
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:iconlethalkitten:
LethalKitten Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015
Thanks for the fav!
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:iconsexypage:
sexypage Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015
thanks
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:iconmarmotica:
Marmotica Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Christmas-Tree by KmyGraphicMerry Christmas!Snowman by KmyGraphic
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:icontaramara:
taramara Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2014
Thank you 💝🎉
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:iconmarmotica:
Marmotica Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
With pleasure! :woohoo:Kiss you! Have a nice day!:)
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smoke-dymok Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for watching! :)
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