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My Birthday Jokes for You

Journal Entry: Thu Nov 19, 2009, 2:22 AM
:bulletred:"Every Day when I wake I thank the Lord I'm Welsh" :nod:



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Q: What do you give nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Next time, take off the candles."

Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
A: It was a flappy one!

Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!

Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
A: "Hey, what's eating you?"

Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
A: It was a tappy one!

Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When it's been sliced.

Q: How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
A: He has a whale of a party!

Q: What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
A: "Hi, Buster."

Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"

Q: Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?
A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Q: Where do you find a birthday present
for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!

Q: What did the big candle say to the little candle?
A: "You're too young to go out."

Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was marble cake!

Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?
A: He shellabrates!

Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?
A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake, of course!

Q: What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake?
A: Shortcake!

Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant!

Q: Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
A: On his birthday flake!

Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake!

Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
A: Musical Hares.

"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday
cake."
Next time, take off the candles."

A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. -

When is your birthday?
17th January.
What year?
Every year!

Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue!

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday.
Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you?
Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!

What does a clam do on his birthday?
He shellabrates!

There ya go then some crap ones I know ... have a good day folkes :nod:



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*birthdays 1 day 3 hours ago
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's November 19th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:

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=taramara 1 day 2 hours ago
Thank you Birthdays :nod:

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It's Nice to be Important but it's more Important to be Nice :nod:
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~lambidoodle 1 day 6 hours ago
Happy Birthday C!
:lolly:
:party:Remember birthdays are ALWAYS a GOOD thing! (Think what the alternatives would be! LOL)
:cake:You're only as old as you look.....oh or is that feel? Ya know I just having a bit of fun with you. Hugs and Kisses:blowkiss::hug: and tell Cally to be VERY good to you today!
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=taramara 1 day 2 hours ago
Awwww thank you Sharon your greetings are very much appreciated

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Mood: Cheerful ~1bgpayne 1 day 6 hours ago
:cake::party::cake: Happy Birthday Clive! :cake::party::cake:

Many :hug:'s and :blowkiss: to you!

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:heart: Andrea
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:crazy: Of all the things I've ever lost...I miss my mind the most. :O_o:
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=taramara 1 day 2 hours ago
Thank you so much Andrea .. I've had a lovely day .. now relaxing :relax:

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`krissi001 1 day 8 hours ago
              :iconpandaballoonplz:        :iconairguitarsoloplz:     :iconcheerplz:
         :iconcakecookieplz: HAPPY BIRTHDAY :iconcookiecakeplz:

                  :woohoo:       :iconcakechocplz:     :woohoo:

    I hope that you will have a wonderful day :love:


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=taramara 1 day 2 hours ago
Awww thank you for the greetings !

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*Deb-e-ann 1 day 16 hours ago
:party: Happy Birthday young man :party: :cake: :hug: :D Enjoy your day xx

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=taramara 1 day 14 hours ago
Awww Thank you Debs ... I hope to :)

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*msbelle442 1 day 20 hours ago
Thanks so much for the :+fav:

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=taramara 1 day 14 hours ago
My pleasure

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=ice-or-fire 2 days 8 hours ago
:iconfurryballoonsplz::iconcakepinkplz::iconcakechocplz::iconfurryballoonsplz2:
:iconhappy-cookieplz:Happy Early Birthday!:iconhappy-cookieplz:
:iconballoonplz:Have a nice day!:iconpandaballoonplz:
:iconcakelickplz::party::dance::party::icongigglecake:

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    Don't forget...
    It's not over yet..
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=taramara 2 days 7 hours ago
Awww thanks so much ... I hope the weather is better tomorrow though

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=ice-or-fire 2 days 5 hours ago
your welcome!

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    It's not over yet..
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*bamako 3 days 29 minutes ago
Thank you for the :+fav: [link] . :)
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~vbdragonfly 3 days 12 hours ago
No worries Clive :iconheartballoonplz:
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*scotlandaddict 4 days 8 hours ago
Many thanks for the collections Clive :hug:

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:heart: Give freely & you will reap the rewards :heart:
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=taramara 4 days 6 hours ago
:iconsmile--plz:

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Mood: Sadness *theshinyrock 4 days 10 hours ago
urgent : please save the wolves [link]

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*Deb-e-ann Nov 11, 2009, 12:04:04 PM
Thanks Clive for :+fav:ing [link] :)

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*Deb-e-ann Nov 11, 2009, 10:20:18 AM
Thanks for Clive :+fav:ing [link] I really appreciate it :)

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=taramara Nov 11, 2009, 3:10:41 AM
Hey Sol send me some Portugese

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*SolPeruibe Nov 11, 2009, 3:36:03 AM
Well, Clive
a small joke about Heart =D

O filho mais novo chegou para o pai e perguntou:
-Papai, coração tem pernas?
E o pai:
-Claro que não meu filho, de onde você tirou esta besterira?
E o filho:
-É que eu passei em frente ao quarto da minha irmã e ouvi o namorado dela dizendo:- Abra as pernas coração.

:wave: :wave:
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