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Journal Entry: Mon Mar 2, 2015, 1:23 PM
:bulletred:"Every Day when I wake I thank the Lord I'm Welsh" :nod:



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 A man in Alberta went to the RCMP to report that his wife was missing.
 
 Husband:
 My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
 
 Sergeant:
 What is her height?
 
 Husband:
 Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
 
  Sergeant:
 Weight?
 
 Husband:
 Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
 
 Sergeant:
 Color of eyes?
 
 Husband:
 Never noticed.
 

 Sergeant:
 Color of hair?

 
 Husband:
 Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.

 
 Sergeant:
 What was she wearing?

 
 Husband:
 Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
 
 
 Sergeant:
 What kind of car did she go in?
 
 
 Husband:
 She went in my truck.
 
 
 Sergeant:
 What kind of truck was it?
 
 
 Husband:
 Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L
 
 V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom
 
 matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats.
 
 Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB
 
 radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy
 
 wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers
 
 door...
 
 
 At this point the husband started choking up.
 
  Sergeant:  Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.




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Many a thought I've been thinking
And one has just entered my head
If a man can't drink when he's living
Then how can he drink when he's dead.

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:iconpart-time-cowboy:
Part-Time-Cowboy Featured By Owner 14 hours ago
Thank You for the Fave!!
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vanwaglajam Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you for the :+fav:
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sexypage Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  New member
thanks
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SkyfireDragon Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015   Artisan Crafter
Thank you for the Faves, Clive! :) (Smile)
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LethalKitten Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015
Thanks for the fav!
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sexypage Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  New member
thanks
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Marmotica Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Christmas-Tree by KmyGraphicMerry Christmas!Snowman by KmyGraphic
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taramara Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2014
Thank you 💝🎉
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Marmotica Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
With pleasure! :woohoo:Kiss you! Have a nice day!:)
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smoke-dymok Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for watching! :)
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taramara Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
Certainly my pleasure - just envious of your models :)
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1bgpayne Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Here I am again, late in wishing you a Happy Birthday, I'm sorry I missed it.

Still. Happy Birthday Sir Clive! I hope it was a wonderful day. May this year bring you much happiness, joy, love and laughter.  :heart:
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taramara Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014
Awwww thank you Andrea
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hiaamir Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014
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PARTY HARD   :party:  Fun cake  :party: PARTY HARD

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taramara Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014
Thank you so much
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hiaamir Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014
welcome
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Serenesouls27 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
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taramara Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014
Thank you so much
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Serenesouls27 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Your welcome! :)
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birthdays Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's November 19th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

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:iconchampagneplz: Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love: :iconchampagneplz:

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taramara Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014
Thank you so much
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Jasperinity Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014
Happy birthday! :D
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taramara Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014
Thank you so much
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Jasperinity Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014
You're very welcome! :3
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