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Journal Entry: Fri Apr 11, 2014, 2:03 AM
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A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the mostbeautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. 
The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"

The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."


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Helens-Serendipity 3 days ago  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for your collection Clive :D
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EarthHart Mar 24, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Springtime blessings for the favour, Squire Clive :iconwineplz:
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RhynWilliams Mar 2, 2014   Traditional Artist
dwin hoffi eich gwaith!
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RhynWilliams Mar 3, 2014   Traditional Artist
;)
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:iconjocelyner:
Thank you so very much for the watch! :heart:
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:icontaramara:
No probs ,,, thank you for ever so many Faves 
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karz09 Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the favorite! :)
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:icondarcise:
Thank you so much the the watch! And no worries about the badge :hug:
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TomKilbane Feb 3, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fave my friend!Fool Emoji-12 (Yay) [V1] Fool Emoji-12 (Yay) [V1] Fool Emoji-12 (Yay) [V1]
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Helens-Serendipity Jan 29, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Many thanks Clive for your fav's :nod:
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DeoIron Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanx for the fave! ;)
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Hollee-McNamara Jan 16, 2014   Photographer
Diolch yn fawr for the :+fav:, sir! :thanks:
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Thanks for your :+fav:! :> It's much appreciated. :woohoo:
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:icondenneris:
thanks Clive :sun:
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1bgpayne Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Happy Birthday! A couple of days late, I'm sorry I missed it.
I hope you had a wonderful day Sir Clive!

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:icontaramara:
No probs at all :)
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LethalKitten Nov 19, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Happy Birthday 
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:icontaramara:
Thank you gorgeous for the greetings and the :+fav:
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LethalKitten Nov 21, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
no problem!
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