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Journal Entry: Fri May 9, 2008, 5:25 AM

"Every morning when I wake I thank the Lord I'm Welsh"

This stamp was made by *Lauraest

Oh and I don't do Tags OK ?

I Love my

Cameras.

*****

*****

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The new hooker had just finished her first trick. When
she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans
all gathered around to hear the details. She said,
"Well, he was a big, muscular and handsome marine."

"Well? What did he want to do?" they all asked.

She said, "I told him that a straight lay was $100, but
he said he did not have that much. So, I told him a blow
job would be $75, but he did not have that much either.
Finally I said, 'Well how much do you have?' The marine
said he only had $25. So, I told him, 'For $25, all I
can give you is a hand job.' He agreed and after getting
the finances straight, he pulled it out. I put one
hand on it. Then, I put the other hand above that one."

She paused, raised her eyebrows, and then continues,
"Then I put the first hand above the second hand..."

"Oh my God!" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge!
Then what did you do?"

"I loaned him $75!"

Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so well
during the year that the teacher suggests to the principal they give
him an oral exam to make up for the test he'd missed.
The principal agrees so they called Johnny into the office and explain about the oral test.

First the teacher asks, "Johnny what does a cow have four of,
that I only have two of?"

Johnny replies, "Legs."

So the teacher asks,
"Johnny, what do you have in your pants that I don't have in my pants?"

"Pockets," Johnny replies.

Finally the teacher asks,
"And Johnny, what is the capital of Italy?"

"Rome," is his answer.

With that the teacher turns to the principal and asks,
"Well, shall we pass him?"

"Better not ask me," the principal says, "I got the first two wrong!"

Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel.
When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as
a trial. After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his
new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I had in years. I
wonder how the girls are doing?"

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all.
On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he
found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking
confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
Discipline was not a problem from that day forth!

Well my friends they are all you're getting until 20th May as I'm off to Vilamaura Portugal ............

This stamp was made by *Lauraest

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~wales

3 days 18 hours ago

Thank you for the

of ~wales and your continued support.

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`davincipoppalag

5 days 3 hours ago

Thanks for the fave Clive!

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*taramara

5 days 13 hours ago

No probs .. I go a single tree in mind for future shots

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*Whazel

5 days 17 hours ago

Thank you so much for adding Stand Alone to your favorites!

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*1bgpayne

6 days 9 hours ago Mood: Love

Thanks for making "One More Blow" a favorite dearest Clive!

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*Lynne66124

May 7, 2008, 2:34:17 PM

Spot the deliberate mistake! You missed the last few lines of the dayvorce one xx

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~STLUKA

May 5, 2008, 4:14:20 AM

gr8 gallery

~Ann034

May 4, 2008, 1:10:34 PM Mood: Content

How nice to see my avatar in your jornual!

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*Esteficita

May 4, 2008, 2:04:28 AM

Thanks for the fav, Clive

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`davincipoppalag

May 3, 2008, 3:05:51 AM

Thanks for the fave Clive!

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*diosaperdida

May 2, 2008, 5:49:33 PM

Thank you...I thought I did...sorry this is so late. I appreciate the watch.

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*beatlefreak

May 1, 2008, 12:12:10 PM

Thanks so much for the

on Dark Eyes [link]

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*thebigG2005

Apr 30, 2008, 9:23:25 AM

thx for the friend add

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*taramara

Apr 30, 2008, 4:42:47 AM

You're so kind

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~AquaBean

Apr 30, 2008, 3:40:29 AM

Hey

I've featured you and one of your deviations in my journal. You can find it here [link]

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~AquaBean

Apr 29, 2008, 1:27:19 AM

Thank you for the

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-Albert Einstein

*lightandshadow

Apr 28, 2008, 7:21:15 PM

thanks. i found a local one to insert. i like how your is a live feed. where mine only updates every minute or so.

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*taramara

Apr 28, 2008, 12:43:18 AM

Put this address in where you set your Web Cam in Settings
[link]

If it dosen't work Note me

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*lightandshadow

Apr 26, 2008, 8:04:40 PM

love your webcam! how did you set that up?

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*YuriPanda

Apr 24, 2008, 2:14:12 PM

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~Klasw

Apr 23, 2008, 1:45:15 AM

Thanks for the fav

*cycoze

Apr 11, 2008, 3:57:52 AM Mood: Joy

Thanks for the

on Hitchin' A Ride !

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=Shluh

Apr 9, 2008, 8:01:18 AM

thanks for the favs

appreciate it

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*taramara

Apr 9, 2008, 6:26:04 AM

My Pleasure Christel :

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Apr 9, 2008, 6:21:23 AM

Thanks for the recent

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