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Journal Entry: Mon Dec 8, 2014, 2:35 AM
:bulletred:"Every Day when I wake I thank the Lord I'm Welsh" :nod:



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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. 

 

She says, 'Hello.' 

 

 He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he asks, 'Do you know me?'

 

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

 

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.

So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the

Pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

 

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

 






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Many a thought I've been thinking
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If a man can't drink when he's living
Then how can he drink when he's dead.

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smoke-dymok Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for watching! :)
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taramara Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
Certainly my pleasure - just envious of your models :)
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1bgpayne Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Here I am again, late in wishing you a Happy Birthday, I'm sorry I missed it.

Still. Happy Birthday Sir Clive! I hope it was a wonderful day. May this year bring you much happiness, joy, love and laughter.  :heart:
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taramara Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014
Awwww thank you Andrea
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hiaamir Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014
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PARTY HARD   :party:  Fun cake  :party: PARTY HARD

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taramara Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014
Thank you so much
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hiaamir Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014
welcome
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Serenesouls27 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
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taramara Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014
Thank you so much
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Serenesouls27 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Your welcome! :)
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birthdays Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's November 19th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

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taramara Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014
Thank you so much
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Jasperinity Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014
Happy birthday! :D
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taramara Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014
Thank you so much
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Jasperinity Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014
You're very welcome! :3
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taramara Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2014
Thank you so much
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Ilharess Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014
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taramara Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014
Thank you
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sesam-is-open Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014
Happy Birthday!:party:Best-Wish by KmyGraphic
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taramara Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014
Thank you
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sesam-is-open Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014
My pleasure:)
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PridesCrossing Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014
Happy-Birthday by KmyGraphicAvatar 27 by smault23Have a great day!:party::cake::party:
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taramara Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014
Thank you :)
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