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Journal Entry: Fri Jun 19, 2015, 2:11 AM
:bulletred:"Every Day when I wake I thank the Lord I'm Welsh" :nod:



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Court Testimony

 

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his ... first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'

She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams.

I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me.

You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.

You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.
Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too.

He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state.
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Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.

 

 

         

 

     

 

 

 

   

 

 





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Many a thought I've been thinking
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If a man can't drink when he's living
Then how can he drink when he's dead.

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ingeline-art Featured By Owner 23 hours ago   Traditional Artist
Thanks so much for faving -
that makes me sooo happy!
Ingeline-art cologne ;-) (Wink)))Blinking buttercup pixel icon Blinking buttercup pixel icon Blinking buttercup pixel icon
the frog princess by ingeline-art
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EarthHart Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Photographer
Many thanks for the favour, Squire :ahoy:
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ingeline-art Featured By Owner 3 days ago   Traditional Artist
Thanks so much for the deviant-watch -
that makes me soo happy!
Ingeline-artcologne ;-) (Wink)))Love 
my newest painting from today:
Monkeys in sunset:
monkeys in sunset by ingeline-art
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LethalKitten Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2015
Thanks for the fav :)
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for collecting
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Daxserv Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015
Many thanks for the Fav mate
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Daxserv Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015
Good to hear your voice once again, thank you for the visit
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taramara Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2015
Now dont bugger off again OK
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Daxserv Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2015
I wil try not to.
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Aussie-Blonde Featured By Owner May 30, 2015
thank u for the :+fav:SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss so sweet of U :hug: have a awesome Sunday Clive..
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taramara Featured By Owner May 31, 2015
Will do you too xxxxxx
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Aussie-Blonde Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2015
:hug:
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for collecting!
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for collecting Clive!
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k-i-mm-i-e Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for watching Sir. Purplelove by k-i-mm-i-e  
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cricketumpire Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
I should have saved the robin image for submission next December Robin  but as I haven't, thanks so much for faving "Burgeoning spring..." now Clive!
(Your "On guard" still beats it though!)
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taramara Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015
Aww thanks for your compliment
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cricketumpire Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015
:wave: Thanks Clive for :+fav:ing 'Down In The Dark Garden'. Have a good weekend :)
Down In The Dark Garden by Deb-e-ann
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for collecting Clive
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I hope this is ok with you my friend.. Thanks 
Christopher Robin by davincipoppalag
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taramara Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015
Omg omg omg Dave this is amazing thank you thank you !
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL.. glad you like!!!
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for collecting!
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LethalKitten Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015
Thanks for the fav~
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