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Journal Entry: Sat Apr 18, 2015, 3:31 AM
:bulletred:"Every Day when I wake I thank the Lord I'm Welsh" :nod:



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"Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you don't have an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy right now."

Brief pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. I want you to put the phone down, run upstairs and knock on the door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled up."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it, Daddy."

"And what happened, honey?"

"Well, Mommy got scared, jumped out of bed naked and ran around screaming. Then she tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all."

"Oh my God! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the back window into the pool. But I guess he didn't know you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead!

**Really long pause**

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? Is this 486-5732?"





Tamara Rugby Stamp by Lauraest


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I love SBT by TeparaI love Kiwis by Tepara
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I Support Photonig by Silver-Dew-Dropdavincipoppalag stamp 99X56 by David-A-Wagner
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Many a thought I've been thinking
And one has just entered my head
If a man can't drink when he's living
Then how can he drink when he's dead.

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:icondavincipoppalag:
davincipoppalag Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for collecting!
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:icondavincipoppalag:
davincipoppalag Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for collecting Clive!
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:iconk-i-mm-i-e:
k-i-mm-i-e Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for watching Sir. Purplelove by k-i-mm-i-e  
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cricketumpire Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
I should have saved the robin image for submission next December Robin  but as I haven't, thanks so much for faving "Burgeoning spring..." now Clive!
(Your "On guard" still beats it though!)
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:icontaramara:
taramara Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015
Aww thanks for your compliment
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:iconcricketumpire:
cricketumpire Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
   :thumbsup:
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015
:wave: Thanks Clive for :+fav:ing 'Down In The Dark Garden'. Have a good weekend :)
Down In The Dark Garden by Deb-e-ann
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:icondavincipoppalag:
davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for collecting Clive
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:icondavincipoppalag:
davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I hope this is ok with you my friend.. Thanks 
Christopher Robin by davincipoppalag
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taramara Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015
Omg omg omg Dave this is amazing thank you thank you !
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:icondavincipoppalag:
davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL.. glad you like!!!
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:icondavincipoppalag:
davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for collecting!
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LethalKitten Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015
Thanks for the fav~
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AnimalPhotographer Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you so much for the favourite! Love 
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SkyfireDragon Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015   Artisan Crafter
Thank you for the Watch, Clive! :) (Smile) 
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Part-Time-Cowboy Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015
Thank You for the Fave!!
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vanwaglajam Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you for the :+fav:
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sexypage Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015
thanks
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SkyfireDragon Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015   Artisan Crafter
Thank you for the Faves, Clive! :) (Smile)
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LethalKitten Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015
Thanks for the fav!
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sexypage Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015
thanks
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Marmotica Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Christmas-Tree by KmyGraphicMerry Christmas!Snowman by KmyGraphic
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taramara Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2014
Thank you 💝🎉
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Marmotica Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
With pleasure! :woohoo:Kiss you! Have a nice day!:)
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smoke-dymok Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for watching! :)
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