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Jack to Mike

Journal Entry: Thu Jul 30, 2015, 3:02 AM
:bulletred:"Every Day when I wake I thank the Lord I'm Welsh" :nod:



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Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, “I’m sleeping with the priest’s wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?”

The friend doesn’t like it but being a friend, he agrees.

After mass, he starts talking to the priest, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.

Finally the priest gets annoyed and asks Mike what he’s really up to. Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the priest, “My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.”

The priest smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike’s shoulder and says, “You’d better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago.”




Tamara Rugby Stamp by Lauraest


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I love SBT by TeparaI love Kiwis by Tepara
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I Support Photonig by Silver-Dew-Dropdavincipoppalag stamp 99X56 by David-A-Wagner
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Daily Poem

Many a thought I've been thinking
And one has just entered my head
If a man can't drink when he's living
Then how can he drink when he's dead.

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ingeline-art Featured By Owner 19 hours ago   Traditional Artist
Thanks so much for faving -
that means so much for me!!!
Ingeline-art cologne ;-) (Wink)))tnx---Recovered tnx---Recovered tnx---Recovered Ingeline in outdoormuseum by ingeline-art
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner 5 days ago
Morning Clive. Thank you for :+fav:ing 'Doc Martin's Rose' Have a good weekend :hug:
Doc Martin's Rose by Deb-e-ann
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for collecting Clive
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ingeline-art Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2015   Traditional Artist
Thanks so much for faving -
that means so much for me !
Ingeline-art cologne ;-) (Wink)))
Smile Pink Smile Pink Smile Pink Smile Pink Smile Pink Ingeline with a wonderful view in Flora garden by ingeline-art
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ingeline-art Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2015   Traditional Artist
Thanks so much for faving -
that makes me sooo happy!
Ingeline-art cologne ;-) (Wink)))Blinking buttercup pixel icon Blinking buttercup pixel icon Blinking buttercup pixel icon
the frog princess by ingeline-art
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EarthHart Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Many thanks for the favour, Squire :ahoy:
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ingeline-art Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2015   Traditional Artist
Thanks so much for the deviant-watch -
that makes me soo happy!
Ingeline-artcologne ;-) (Wink)))Love 
my newest painting from today:
Monkeys in sunset:
monkeys in sunset by ingeline-art
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LethalKitten Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2015
Thanks for the fav :)
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for collecting
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Daxserv Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015
Many thanks for the Fav mate
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Daxserv Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015
Good to hear your voice once again, thank you for the visit
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taramara Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2015
Now dont bugger off again OK
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Daxserv Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2015
I wil try not to.
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Aussie-Blonde Featured By Owner May 30, 2015
thank u for the :+fav:SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss so sweet of U :hug: have a awesome Sunday Clive..
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taramara Featured By Owner May 31, 2015
Will do you too xxxxxx
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Aussie-Blonde Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2015
:hug:
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for collecting!
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for collecting Clive!
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k-i-mm-i-e Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for watching Sir. Purplelove by k-i-mm-i-e  
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cricketumpire Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
I should have saved the robin image for submission next December Robin  but as I haven't, thanks so much for faving "Burgeoning spring..." now Clive!
(Your "On guard" still beats it though!)
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taramara Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015
Aww thanks for your compliment
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cricketumpire Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
   :thumbsup:
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015
:wave: Thanks Clive for :+fav:ing 'Down In The Dark Garden'. Have a good weekend :)
Down In The Dark Garden by Deb-e-ann
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for collecting Clive
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I hope this is ok with you my friend.. Thanks 
Christopher Robin by davincipoppalag
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